*Insert Thought Provoking Title Here*

wildlyunlikelynae:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess

(via philosophium)

taylormademediocrity:

spacetaters:

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

(via whittynovels)

hawkeye1964:

sinsumeria1:

richietozierhateblog:

i went to the met today

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

(via whittynovels)

muvataughtme:

duchessofostergotlands:

lovingtheroyals:

laurasroyalblog:

femaleheroes:

A-MA-ZING

Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”

College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!

My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her

Whoa! She’s fantastic and y’all know I love Michael ❤️

(via ncisduckie)

ofswordsandpens:

curiooftheheart:

ofswordsandpens:

I adore rick riordan but if anyone still has doubt on how he can have such big potholes in his stories, let me remind you that this man was originally going to title the Lightning Thief “The Son of Poseidon” and it was his middle school class that pointed out that if he named it that that the “mysterious and unknown identity” of Percy’s godly heritage would no longer be mysterious and unknown and rick was like “oh, yeah.” 

And the man STILL had the cover art put Percy in the ocean, meaning the mystery was barely a mystery still.

another cool fact tho - the first ever cover wasn’t the iconic one as aforementioned, but was in fact this:

so ya know, you weren’t quite able to get the “secret” from the cover. (however if you could pick up the context from “I met your father at this beach” it’s really not that hard of a guess)

(via demidorks)

tearyeyebb:

Me: want attention…I’,,,m so lonley…nobody care about me :((

*someone shows genuine affection towards me*

Me:

(via annabethchasy)